Chris Knight

Bohemian Adventurer

Welcome to the Weird World of Chris Knight® The real world is not always as it appears, and I shall not attempt to make my web page disobey such a basic fact of life.

This page contains no natural flavors or coloring, and is guaranteed to contain at least 10% time wasting material. Nutritional fact sheets available on the convenient roll-style dispenser next to the washroom facilities.

This page has sat on the back burner for several months now, a situation that I have found very annoying. Contrary to the beliefs of Dave Taylor (Go Fish!, Computer Currents, May 20, 1997), the best designers don't always have the trippiest personal sites. As a hacker whose talents are in demand, I often wonder where so many others find the time to spend on their own sites without completely dissing their personal lives. I've managed to scrounge a little time out of my schedule, but will it be enough to impress the masses? Probably not, but that really isn't the point of my minuscule bit of content floating in an overfilled ocean known as the web.

Are you here to get personal, or do I need to put some clothes on and play all businesslike? Or are you just trying to find a valid email address or PGP key for me within my pages?

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